It takes you 5 minutes to sit down at a meeting?

My favorite part of the vid. Juke city is a real place, and he can take you there.

IT IS IMPORTANT THAT OTHER PEOPLE KNOW HOW UNIMPORTANT I FIND OTHER THINGS OK?!

Oh, my bad.

Yeah man, I know the last time I gave Chipotle $8 and my burrito didn’t last forever I was FURIOUS.

Always check what talent the Kharazim player(s) pick at lvl 1 before the game starts.

If you are at lvl 20 in a game vs. a monk who took 7-sided strike and you are both alone and don’t have any kind of blink/iceblock/other escape then you’ve made a huge error and you’re a man down for the reason of you made a bad play and they capitalized.

YOU MEAN YOU GET PAID TO DO YOUR JOB?!

Or, and I know this is tricky, maybe just don’t be a disgusting piece of shit to women?

This is his sixth team, and this is the sixth significant injury to the starting quarterback on each team, so can we finally start talking about how Ryan Fitzpatrick is definitely a leprechaun who uses his magic to curse the quarterbacks ahead of him on the depth chart?

Their spiders were still spawned. There was literally nothing he could have done to offload those gems (aside from dying and dropping them all on the ground of course...)

You can set the mini-map to ‘click-through’ so your character will not run to the location you have clicked on the mini-map. I did that after a half-dozen instances of that exact same mistake =)

Actually it’s about ethics in disease control.

Your tears are delicious.

No, having a shitty crybaby opinion makes you = to that of having poo in your head.

Hooch is crazy.

“I’m not a misogynist, I’m just a total asshole!”

It was for me!

/shrug.

I’ve played games on sky temple where my team couldn’t win a team fight, but we still won the game because we picked up merc camps at good times, pushed lanes, and forced the other team to not engage us 5v5 at the temples.