If you think that your teammates should surrender because you are in a time crunch then you are effectively telling them that you believe that your time is more valuable than their time, which makes you the prick, not them.

Nope. Nothing you have said is a valid reason for quitting. If you’re in a time crunch then don’t play the game.

Sure, but I think that would still be a disservice to the game and the players. In the game I referenced I can 100% guarantee we would have surrendered if it were an option. Instead we couldn’t surrender, so we just kept playing and ended up having one of the single most ridiculous and memorable moments I have ever…

Since the game officially released I’ve noticed a substantial uptick in the number of unpleasant teammates, either actively toxic or uninterested in the game as soon as anything goes wrong.

You’d have to set it to a ridiculous level for it to really be applicable. I recently won a match where our team was down 4 levels at one point and at the time we started our final push that won the game we had 0 defenses and they still had 3 keeps and 1 fort up.

This is somewhat dependent on whether or not the other team has Zeratul or Nova. If they do, then putting an Abathur outside of the walls is handing the other team free XP if they’re observant.

• Pre-made teams of five will automatically be added to Team League. Going forward, only parties of four or less players can queue up for Hero League together.

Bud Light with Lime is most definitely bad. However, bud light with lime + 1 shot of St. Germaine is very delicious. I do not understand how the magic transformation occurs, but it makes an amazing summer beverage.

Based on where his last drive went, I’m not sure losing the driver is going to hurt his score, either.

Maybe they should’ve taken some ideas from the Colorado Avalanche (or presumably other teams who have used this same basic setup?)

So you don’t think in the history of the many thousands of incidents of domestic violence caused by a sports team losing the abuser used the justification of “This is because you supported the wrong team”?

I defy you to explain to me the DNA-level difference between the hair I just plucked out of my head and a full-grown human. Oh right, there’s none.

It takes genuine courage to admit that. Cheers!

Of course college athletes should be paid. Next question.

I would love to hear your ideas for good ways to create positive communities that don’t involve kicking out the assholes.

Your constant cries for equality were drowning out the important things. Like which teams are playing in week 2.

EXACTLY GUYS. They’re allowed to be GAY, they just can’t be gay IN PUBLIC. Because LAWDY LAWDY if our kids see two dudes who love each other it will turn them SUPER GAY, especially if they see it in a game where they are brutally and graphically murdering people. (But don’t worry, violence in video games doesn’t make…

It is important to get the physics correct when making a movie about a superhero who shrinks down to the size of an ant.

You’re absolutely right. The dumdum who thinks the M in STEM stands for Medicine should definitely be writing articles for lifehacker!