Today the FCC voted to restrict internet access. How did we get here?
Ever wanted a feature-length recap of the Media Consumption Age? And wished that it could be presented as a hilarious drive-in theater triptych extravaganza? Well come on in... we've been Expecting you.
We knew this day would come. Evil oil corporation magnates made plain their dastardly plans to melt the sea ice, but this bear knows that BLOOD & OIL DON'T MIX.
Animated GIFs and dance crazes may often appear to entirely dominate the social media sphere, but its pervasive reach queues up massive quantities of positive potential energy.
They should leave E.T. to rot in a pit in the wilderness. Just like I was forced to do when I played that Stupid game.
These are where Hollywood Montrose's wet dreams are set. Meanwhile, every time I ball my socks, my underoos get in the way & make my drawers all messy.
So Alejandro Jodorowsky never got to film his version of Frank Herbert's Dune. And the world continues to suffer for it.