They live in Waco, y’all. There’s no way they can live there and not be super Jesus-y. It’s the law.

That’s silly and arbitrary! This and “Fresh Off The Boat” are very good; I don’t watch it regularly but I have really liked “The Middle” as well.

I thought we all agreed that there was only one remake we needed.

I am 39 years old, neither hipster nor millennial, and LOVE Golden Girls. I watched when it first ran in the 80s and happily watch reruns today. Strong female friendships, especially amongst seniors, were a novelty on TV both then and now. Plus Dorothy is my spirit animal.

I think it was sort of an un-hip white guy version of:

Which is why the Lee Brothers started selling it mail-order, for the sad Southern Diaspora. http://www.boiledpeanuts.com/index2.html

My dear Kelly, you have not been specific enough in this otherwise lovely homage to my favorite food. You must use, and ONLY use, Duke’s mayonnaise in your tomato sandwiches.

I have so many Big Feelings about Pat Summitt, but I am oddly relieved that she and her family “only” had to deal with the diagnosis for 5 years. (I realize that she probably had signs for much longer.) My grandmother lived for ~12 years after her DX of Alzheimer’s and it was horrible.

Just remember that every murder of a woman by her intimate partner is somehow a completely isolated incident, just like every mass shooting.

I had so many good things happen to me this morning, and then this happened.

Shade Court refused to hear the case, so the decision of the lesser Diss Court stands.

It's a baby... boomer. Sounds like a name chosen by stream of consciousness and free association.

Bonus points for getting the answer to WWJD 100% WRONG dipshit!

Yes!!!

a human Kinder Egg whose inner surprise is a tiny pebble of rat shit

From the linked story:

I can go either way on them. My HGTV hatred is reserved for the Flip or Flop couple. Between the smugness and the awful vocal fry, they make me want to throw something at the TV.

I would really like to hate them, but I can’t help it. I love them. They are creepy-looking, but they have pleasant personalities, and they are pretty much the only hosts on HGTV who don’t annoy the shit out of me.

‘Oh Mary Berry? You’ve made lots of cakes for Mary Berry.’

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.