Let’s be clear here, Trump is Nathan Lane as Max Bialystock. Not Zero Mostel. And whoever his Leo Bloom is (Manafort?) can be Matthew Broderick, because fuck if I’m comparing any of these people to Gene Wilder.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

America’s fascination with reality stars is going to start WW3.

I think maybe we should take it fishing.

It’s always funny to me that Clinton is considered dishonest but Trump has said so many things that turn out to be not true or false. Hm.

“We should destroy them with kinetic power, using various weapons starting with predators and frankly just killing them.”

Now, if only she WINS. That woman deserves ALL the awards!

YES Tatiana Maslany!

I was thinking about walking down the aisle to Louis Armstrong’s version, but now I’m thinking “These Days” by Nico.

The problem is that when the police talk to African-Americans, the conversation tends to include phrases like “GET ON THE GROUND! NOW!” and “HE’S GOT A GUN!” and “IT’S GIULIANI TIME!”

This is, like, number one on my list of options, no lie.

What a pretty dress! Love!

He’s the hero New York deserves, but not a hero with knees right now.

Aren’t there laws against transporting corpses across state lines?

And yet honestly being too old for the role didn’t stop them from casting Maguire....

Blake Lively simultaneously bores, annoys, and fascinates me.

Yeah, duh. However, the problem with trying to talk about the Taliban as a US created, armed, and trained entity (or something sorta related) is that they simply weren’t. They were largely a Pakistani response to the ongoing civil war post-Soviet intervention— you know, at that time, a civil war between resistance…

You STFU with your history and logic.

While we armed and trained them

LALALA TRUMP CAN’T HEAR YOU