You are correct sir! If it gains steam something might actually get accomplished!

Oh right yeah they did that yes. But apart from the roads and the clean water system, what have they ever done for us?

What’s a jib?

Oh yes, remember how the city used to be at night.

Oh right, yeah the did give us that. But apart from the sanitation, the aqueducts, the roads, irrigation, and education what have the Romans ever done for us?

Right but apart from the sanitation, the aqueducts, and the roads, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Yes alright the roads. But aside from the roads, what have the Romans ever done for us?

What have the Romans ever done for us?

Miserable bloody Romans. No sense of humor.

I hope to God they take this opportunity to humiliate his ass.

This is perfect.

Maybe you should find a country that works better for you Donny.

Rhodesia isn’t around anymore so you’ll have to do some searching...

U of Chicago is a really weird place. They want to be looked at as an elite institution but being Midwest Harvard is not the same as being Harvard so they tend to have a bit of an inferiority complex at times.

It’s a remarkable school but its also littered with contradictions. So it’s completely unsurprising that they…

“Trump, also unsurprisingly, draws his highest numbers among voters who are idiots — 67 percent support Trump while on 29 percent align with Clinton.”

Seen it.

Clint, you know you’re not actually Dirty Harry?

Been saying this for months and I’m so glad to see it given the attention it deserves.

That’s pretty awesome.

We had a jazz quartet play an instrumental version of “La Vie En Rose.”

I regret nothing.

Progress?