As a scholar of things people don’t watch because they’re poorly marketed,

Totally missed the opportunity to rearrange the letters into ANAL TIN POT.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO FINALLY TELL US HIS ORIGIN STORY!

We don’t care about Batman being a detective! We need context! Where does Batman come from? What made him Batman?!!!

COUNTERPOINT

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

More proof that ‘stand your ground’ and other such laws are meant for white people and no one else.

I mean come on Barry.

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again: GRRM doesn’t owe anyone anything.

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Dear Universe, We’d like him back.

I sang along, I wept, and now I need to find that clip of when he goes to the Crayola factory. 

George R.R. Martin stated he “doesn’t know” why Game of Thrones is ending

His name is Arthur Fleck?

Pretty sure I heard my mom whisper that into the phone a few hours after my dad left to grab some smokes back on Father’s Day 1988.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

5. Barstool lives rent free in Deadspin’s head.

Might as well preempt these before the Stoolie brigade descends upon this article.

People just like being mad. Starfire has never been a sensible dresser.