Sally Kimball is a cam girl?

You see, kids, when the Internet has desensitized and jaded you so much that barely anything even gets you a slight reaction down there….

"Not dark or gritty enough."

They've got a massive clue!

"Thanks, Mayor Simpson! From now on, we'll all be taking golden showers!"

We'll be well into the spinoff series, Hot Pie's Bakery

Now they'll be glistening on every page!

Fat, rich and lazy is no exactly the way to go through life, son.

On the plus side, it looks like Bonnaroo has a sunsphere. That or a wig storage tower.

The two what? Did you say "utes"?

Danny Trejo.

ARROOOOOOOOO!

How much for ze girls?

[sigh] Mr. Vice President, we've gone over this before. Please stop eating the turnbuckle!

Why a framing hammer, cousin?

DO YAH BLEED? YAH FUCKIN' WILL, YAH RETAHD!

Deathstroke is what Michael Hutchence did.

Batman does NOT have deflated balls!!

Ha, ha, ha! Green Day is old!!

I nominate nothing by David Bowie or Prince.