How Spider-man PS4 came together:
Movie company: Here’s 100 million dollars. Make a video game to release near the movie’s release date.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

Ironically, the car itself is covered in tumors.

Glad to see you’re going out of your way to make sure we blame the workers.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

Only mildly related: several years ago I was in the parking lot of a small grocery store when I hear a woman yell “well shit I locked my keys in the car.” Being the nice person that I am I decided to help. I walked over to her car, reached in through the window, took the keys out of the ignition, and handed them to…

Bingo. Except the treason part. Incompetence isn’t treason, it’s tradition.

Don’t use lean meat.

Wow, I....I was so wrong.

It’s not 500% more in Australia, Tom. I don’t know the regular price of the 911R in Australia, but you forget that you come from land of cheap everything.

You must live in an area where there’s good drainage.

Yeah at least Trudeau can go back to Canada.

Use a private browser, too - you don’t want those cookies and (linen) ads following you around the internet.

Seriously. That place is like a human-nazi-centipede.

Did not need you for this lesson.

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)

Like. I fucking hate these people. I am pro-choice because I hope I never am in a situation where I want or need an abortion. Fuck this guy. Fuck him and everyone who thinks this way.

My BFF and I met at our Catholic college, we had both mostly given up our religion by that point, but we had the history/tradition. Fast forward 10 years, her (now) husband was raised atheist and it's always amazing to watch his face as she describes some of the intricacies of the Catholic faith to him. He gets this…