How repressed do you have to be if eating Bugles is considered to be a naughty thing?

"Oh shit, when you said 'bridesmaid ass' I thought you meant.... Sorry dudes, my bad."

They both like soup. And snow peas. And talking or not talking. They could talk or not talk for hours.

Melissa McCarthy is unfortunately constantly cast in films where she's the "gross fat chick" and it is absolutely irritating. I just want her to have a normal role where she's a a nice, feminine, mannered woman, much like she is in real life. Is that too much to ask for, Hollywood?

Sometimes it is the parents fault I will admit. But for the most part, not trying to use a scapegoat here, I blame the way society looks at child abuse laws. I myself have a 3 year old, and he for the most part, is completely well mannered. But they throw temper tantrums sometimes when they don't get their way. He has…

Dude, what the hell ever. If this was a little boy child, we'd think it was hilarious. I also wouldn't be surprised if even at 8 she was starting to deal with the first vestiges of hormones, and no person should ever be judged on the way they act as a sassy little preteen.

I know they are really cute when they are little, but this is why you need to release them back into the wild before they reach maturity and become aggressive.

Let's save terms like 'monster child' for behavior that's a little more monstrous - like hey, what about those girls who stabbed their friend half to death? To me that's monstrous. Not whining, refusing to share, being grumpy, or even -clutching my pearls here - swatting at your mother.

You know what bugs me? You look on wedding sites where naturally everyone is obsessive and uptight about proper etiquette, and you start to notice that everything that costs more money, or appears to cost more money, is expected, whereas something that probably WOULDN'T offend most reasonable people but is more…

As a nonbeliever, I really wouldn't want to marry a religious person. But my horoscope said that I'm destined to marry someone of deep faith, so idk

I've never understood how getting married, having invited people to a wedding or not, should entitle you to ask for money. Period. I'm happy to help you move, paint your apartment in exchange for a little pizza and beer, and will pet-sit , baby-sit, give you money for food or take you to the hospital or let you stay…

I read the wonton tacos as wanton tacos and, sadly, I was surprised to realize that I was misreading it.

Donkey Sauce is an euphemism for cum right?

The other ending is that they've all been in purgatory the whole time. Also, Barney's been dead the whole show. Also, Darth Maul kills Robin, right at the end.

Dear Jezebel commentariat:

I know. Whenever I hear a restaurant is too spicy, I say "Hey, maybe there's some spice in here!" I am almost invariably disappointed when I hear that here in the midwest, though. too spicy means that there's pepper involved somewhere in the cooking, and therefore too much for weaksauce midwestern tastebuds.…

This is the sort of thing that drives me nuts. What works for one person is not universal, especially in breastfeeding, where people's anatomy, lifestyle, and baby make a huge difference.