Hippocratic Oaf.

E- Luftwaffel Haus 

so he swapped his seat for one toward the back

“The First Lady turned to the children and in a sweet but somber tone began, ‘I truly understand your pain. Day after day, trapped. You don’t know who you can talk to or who around you actually cares. Even with all the fancy toys,’ as she gestured to some games and potato chips the children had scattered around their…

Someone needs to suggest the Secret Service uniforms at the White House are stuffy and need changing, then give a photo or two of the ones back in - what was it, 1970?

Eau de humanity

See, this is why we need undocumented immigrants - to do the jobs that Americans just won’t do.

Uh, thanks?

“On behalf of the entire crew, it has been a pleasure serving you today and we are looking forward to see you in one of our future flights. We do realize that you have a choice when you fly, and we thank you for making us number 1.”

Ironic considering the cars end up doing left turns.

I’m just surprised he can name another day in September besides 11

Okay, I’m going to go with a hot take here:

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I get that you lift, but given your fundraising numbers, it seems fair to ask ... do you even grift, bro?

No. The crime of treason is defined explicitly in the Constitution, and leaking embarrassing information to reporters is not it.

Buckets of uncovered urine will be included in my estate.

Dehumanization is key here, but so many people aren’t recognizing it/calling it out. 

But she looked like a demon and had tremendous strength as if on PCP and the cop was afraid for his life. Keep up, the guy who teaches the class on how cops should lie after incidents might be in your area soon.

You nailed it, my friend.

Well it’s refreshing to finally see someone copying Melania for a change.