When raccoons get old or sick they hurl themselves in front of vehicles.  I am not sure about others

Hmmmm a sardine scented seat buckle! When the heck did those come out?

Is it just me or do others have issues with deadspin freezing? It is one of my favorite sites and I visit it a few times a week, but it sure does seem to freeze a bunch. I don’t have this with other pages

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I think Bob took a foosball player to the barber and said, “...cut may hair like this...”

I once came home following a night out and was a bit stoned, etc. I had a frozen pizza that I loaded with extra cheese and pepperoni, popped it in the oven, jumped in the shower and timed it just perfect as the cheese was a mass of bubbling golden brown goodness. Alls I had on were my underwearz when i arrived in…