Jesus Christ. What is it about being racist that makes your face look like a topographical map of a planet that we haven’t discovered yet? Why does he look like he cut eyeholes out of a piece of ham and draped it over his face?

It’s almost like the Jon Burge days never went away!

Welcome! Long time reader, second time commenter.

I could give a shit about Kentucky. They voted for Trump and the GOP, they deserve a shitty economy.

I love you.

Conservatives really enjoy making fun of liberals for being “crybabies” or whatever but they will literally lose their shit over something like a college course or Starbucks cups.

The Fifth Horsewoman of Apocalyptic White Feminism.

Wow he looks like Liara from Mass Effect.

Wait. Is that Michael Rosenbaum in the background with the Old Spice guy?

Can we take a moment and realize that the only thing we have to go off of are tweets because Trump is a venal troll with no public service experience?

Hitler was a nobody up until around the early 1920's.

Oh god. Not this guy from the New Yorker snapchat.

Fuck.

He’d be so surprised at how many men have been pegged and still don’t understand women.

I listened to that episode of Planet Money about this guy and I had to turn it off because I wanted to break something.

Fuuuuck i forgot all about this interview. I need a link bc I forgot who conducted the polls and the interview.

Goddamn

I was having breakfast at Alp’s [one of the greatest diners in Chicago] and the game was on all three TVs. Usually diners at Alps on Sunday are engaged during the game but this was barely worth paying attention to. Nobody cheered when the Bears scored.

Good lord I was looking for this clip for hours a few weeks ago and couldn’t remember who was playing. Now that I remember KJ was involved and got punched the fuck out, I’m happy.