Definitely toeing that line about referring to a black man “preying” on white women there, Lauren.

Disclaimer: voted 3rd party.

Megyn Kelly is literally using the same misguided strawman reasoning as this Onion Article.

“I’m hopeful that he’s not actually racist, that he’s just used racist rhetoric to court voters,”

As a White Sox fan, go shit yourself, you emotionless fuckstain.

I second the shit out of this Nah

“Eh, we survived eight years of George W, so...”

He accused us (mostly me and my brother, guess why) of being in gang outfits (literally little league baseball uniforms)

Hillary is still up by 4.7% in the popular vote. She can’t be ‘tied or down’.

You literally have no idea how many points Bernie would be up by. Maybe 25 points with white dudes with Reddit accounts.

Nice.

You wouldn’t be able to get into Gingerman Tavern a couple of hours before the game.

I’ve mostly avoided the area north of Diversey, east of Ashland and south of Irving Park for the better part of the past week. Even my regular dive bar 4-5 blocks south of Wrigley is insane. No thank you.

I voted early, went home and played the murder simulator of my choice [Mafia 3 is pretty good for that considering you play a black man in the 60s and you can massacre the KKK]

I’M ABOUT TO THROW SOMETHING.

Oh WOW Newt Gingrich invoked the “I dare ya” approach. Let’s see how it works out for him. That’s some serious statesman shit right there.

That man was a certified poll watcher in a majority black district area in Philadelphia.

Starred and go fuck yourself.

This might be the best thing SNL has done in years.

Christ. Imagine what Rudy Giuliani’s breath smells like after a heavy, starchy dinner and he’s yelling less than a foot away from your face. The bottom row of his teeth look like unlockable characters in a fighting game; just blacked out until he buys the DLC.