White people are the WORST, man.

This is incredible. They decided to have a siege and forgot to bring snacks.

Meanwhile, I hope somebody kicks your door down and breaks all of your internet connected devices.

I was wondering when I was gonna run into this video. She ruled that whole performance. When Aretha is on stage, just don’t try to do a run better than her.

The second season is still my favorite but it doesn’t have the number of “events” like season three has.

No it doesn’t. It’s short for ‘baby’. I can’t believe people actually fell for that ‘before all else’ bullshit.

Correction: the Super Bowl halftime show was overshadowed by MISSY ELLIOT.

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Goddammit

It’s August.

This shit straight up looks like a bachelorette party in Wrigleyville. all they need to do is wear hats shaped like dicks.

It looks like he lost you when it was discovered that you had to read words.

This is the greatest piece of journalism I’ve seen in 2015.

INvest in the Scrounger perk. You’ll find more ammo that way. Maybe invest in improving your favorite weapons accuracy too.

Old white dudes kill me trying to give me the ol elaborate dap. Unless I know you, I’ll follow through with you. But if you’re an old out of nowhere white dude, don’t hit me with the kung fu moves you tried out in the mirror with a mannequin in your basement.

Come on man. You KNOW that THE black Christmas song is:

Honestly, I don’t give a fuck if Cheney, Jeb(!) or whoever condemns Trump. He’s still polling very well and could be the GOP nomination.

Just when you think Rubio can sorta claim the ‘young intellectual of the GOP’ title he’ll say something short of “You know what? I’d rather just look and sound like a dumbass”.

You know what? I’m not one of those “I hope this person gets maimed or killed” sort of people.

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