On Sunday, police say Tom Dixon, Schwanke-Kasten Jewelers’ owner, came into the Whitefish Bay police station to report that a Green Bay store that sells Rolex watches was burglarized overnight. He provided a surveillance photo from that incident of a white male in a mask — and requested extra watch at his store when…

This person was obviously scared due to the incident that happened a few days prior.

Thanks! I’ll have to find that.

I love this piece.

Nothing says “I only keep up with Family Guy” like “Both parties are the same”

My manager finally comes over and informs me that she is removing the gratuity from the bill. This was my only table of the night. They took my whole shift. So I look her in the eye and nod. Then I walked right out the front door, got in my car, and never came back.

Fuck the Redskins. Yesterday. Today. Forever.

“Pootie Tang” is amazing.

You seriously came here to comment on something that doesn’t matter to you?

I grew up in Virginia and to this day I still don’t understand why the ABC still exists.

Here you go.

Hey.

Hey.

(I meant to star another post)

The first season is a mire to slog through. Emotionally, it punches you several times in the gut. I honestly didn’t like the first season.

Hey man.

You’re a fucking idiot.

The Machete order predates Big Bang Theory.

Canada late as shit. America elected a fuckable leader 7 years ago.

Christ. This is an incredible reply.