I’m staying the fuck out of Lakeview for the next goddamn three months. Motherfuckers were letting off fireworks like they won the pennant. Cubs fans are the worst.

I took my (white) girlfriend to a baptism at a black church about a year ago and I legit witnessed the parking lot go from full to damn near empty. I think the last cars in the lot were ours and the damn security guy.

Ouch.

For real. If the head of your choir ain’t gay, your choir is garbage.

BLACK DEADSPIN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BLACK GRANTLAND

Isn’t that homie from “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”?

I love how her photo could easily be taken at the moment she was being told that she was going to be voicing a Disney princess.

they can’t support Lindsay because they’re worried about losing their standing in the Greek life social hierarchy.

Oh man. The old Penny Arcade artwork. I almost forgot it looked like this 10 years ago.

Ugh. One of THOSE guys, eh.

Does Mike Huckabee support a constitutional amendment to lessen the power that money has on our democratic process? Does he support piecemeal legislation to assist in this process, at least?

Of course it’ll be more difficult to stand for the next Ahmed because Islamophobic racist bigots want to taint the waters for the next time it happens.

I’m really mad he got in on the ground floor to the fart Twitter handle.

Red Dead Redemption?

Instant request

Best loading screens

Thank you. I HATE this menu and I hate the ergonomics of that fucked up space keyboard.

Christ. THIS was annoying.

Never seen a vagina before I see.

Doe he hit the nae nae @ :31 of that eurogamer video?