And directed Mississippi Burning about a year later? What a bang up career.

Seconded. Very awesome flick.

"This is my friend who uses my HBO Go account. She also likes pineapples on her pizza so maybe you'll like that part of her personality."

Christ you're brilliant.

This is probably one of the best Bill Burr bits ever. His latest special is gold as well.

That's when i knew I needed to go the fuck to sleep.

Man. I'm so glad yall embedded that fuckin' hot mic footage.

A woman asked me if I would hand-remove potatoes from her soup for her and then re-heat it so it was as hot as it would be if the potatoes were in it. To this day, I have no idea what that even means.

Shit. This guy actually has bars.

Noice.

Whoopi Goldberg luckily has enough money to mitigate some of the effects of systematic racism.

Oh god i wish you dismissed burner1121's comment.

"Oh God. it's mom"

Fucking Christ. Shut the fuck up.

This is baffling. They're asking for the law system to act accordingly. Why would the police call that "pathetic"?

The only things you should ask Mike Ditka about are mustaches, football and sausage products.

And I have to hear people ask "Why now?" in response to these Bill Cosby allegations.

Last one I remember was Angelina Jolie as Marianne Pearl in "A Mighty Heart".