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I just want Liesel the game.

Somehow this game came to life after 70 dreary minutes, but most importantly, the Fox Sports2 production was awful. As the clips above show, the audio and video were so out of sync that each goal was announced well before the ball found the net. Say what you will about ESPN, but they did a great job with their World…

And I am certain that--when called to account for your own bravado, so fiercely displayed in a comment section appended to a Deadspin article--you will perform with style, panache, and not the first ounce of licentious libation in your veins.

May we all be so pure of heart and fierce of conviction as you, o keeper of…

I’d have pulled my CRKT tomahawk out of my car and hacked those fuckers into bloody gobs. Love the look on a man’s face when he’s looking down at his own arm still holding his pathetic little knife - right before you split his skull in half with a savage downward swing! That would have been sweet!

I want to apologize for Donald Trump. He’s determined to play the archetype of “scared trigger-happy noob in a platoon in a war movie”, isn’t he?

I’m in the US. I wish you could be our president. Godspeed friend. I hope that the U.K. is peaceful to the point of boring from here on out.

I’m sorry but that’s nonsense. Which papers are you reading? I’m a Londoner and we all accept there are risks to living in a big city (air pollution, crime, poverty, traffic accidents etc). However, there are some key issues to remember before you start mouthing off about ‘failure of multiculturalism’:

It is the way of our people.

May very well be recycled but most culverts I’ve seen that have been recycled look pretty rusty and beat up. I wonder if it could be used to hold excess rainwater? Does that not look like a pvc pipe of some sort on the right hand side of the shelter. Perhaps when there is extra water it is stored underneath and when…

Alamo Drafthouse apologizes for Manpocalypse

She wasn’t charged with anything? She just did 12 years because of covfefe?

Rick: Gat dangit Dale, ma’s more pissed than the outhouse by cousin Bob’s moonshine distiller.

The evil corporate man is his father in law who views Wikus as an incompetent and thinks his daughter deserves something much better. They’re from two different social subsets in south africa and that is a huge reason for the father to get rid of him Wikus’ unfortunate transformation just makes it much easier to…

I remember when murrican patriots started calling french fries freedom fries, even tho the term is not about France. I remember idiots throwing out French wine that is better than much of ours cuz of frenchiness. I remember, idiots getting up in arms because how DARE another country have a different opinion than us.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

wait until he learns that the Germans tore down a Russian-built wall

keep voting against self interest, people! it will be tremendous!

I agree, this imbalance needs to stop. We need cars designed and built in America, like the Ford Focus, Buick Cascada or the Chevrolet SS.