Move that man to another job in the department, that’ll show him.

Now I wanna buy another iPhone so I can stream to this speaker, while charging it with my other iPhone

Always the young. So sad. RIP, angel. 

All downhill it seems..

No scruples, hand over the roubles.

How about FlameWar, LukeOut4Bandits or SpeedFire - or maybe, WokeOne. /s

Bogs were sacred places, portals to the gods/underworld. They wouldn’t defile the place by putting a thief or murderer in there.

Well, Jesus said to turn the other chin.

It’s Boring...

Ignore the scruples, collect the rubles...

Desperation Inside...

Nailed it, kinda. Bravo.

Neat. IKEA have been doing this for the last 3 1/2 years though. Interesting technology nonetheless.

You can walk around in your T-shirt. Shortly.

There’s a Willy Wanka joke in there somewhere..

An even bigger failure is the Gizmodo slideshow. TADW.

Carter at the scene:

You’re the hero we preserve.

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Straight to comments.