Even if you don't own the company, an investment would give you ownership of a security that you could sell on a secondary market. If backers got download codes that they could resell for pennies on the dollar (or substantial markup if some miracle happened an Elon Musk decided ReRoll was gonna be his next project)…

It's a donation. A gift. In return, you get a thank you note with a non-binding promise.

“Investment” doesn’t mean what you think it means. These are just non-refundable donations with a non-binding promise of a future product. Investments are loans. Crowdfunding is either a pre-sale or a gift.

Being “serious” and “taking yourself too seriously” is the difference between “profound” and “pretentious”. King Lear’s got jokes.

This. Plus Draymond Green, the Soul Crushing Machine.

Appropriate that they put it in black and white.

It's Call of Duty...in space!

It’s cruel and unusual punishment. Feeling compassion for prisoners is one of the cornerstones of civilization. Lack of compassion for your fellow human beings, and blind trust in the government to inflict violence on people is a classically fascist, sociopathic impulse. Since you asked.

I'm not whining until the all caps come out. You on the other hand need to get a grip. It's a bad look.

Don’t worry about other people. They can solve their own problems. Nobody’s electing you King of Video Game Options, so you’re just whining at this point.

So you solved your own problem. What more do you want? People want easy modes: mod them in. Fuck are we talking about?

I think this is one of the biggest problems to solve in modern console gaming. Facilitating match made randos having a fun and productive co-op session without mics. PCs tend to live in private spaces like offices and bedrooms where being alone and talking to your computer is an option. Consoles live in living rooms…

What mechanics would it communicate that would make it easier? The games are hard as fuck no matter what.

Play Everyone’s Gone To The Rapture, Gone Home and the Witness. The experience you want is out there. Game designers are catering to your preferences. You just don't get to play everything that way. Such is life.

“Fear of imminent death” is at the thematic core of Souls games. Removing it makes the games something else. It's like going to a Haloween haunted house and having them turn on all the lights.

I think the LGBT community needs to start staging some shit-ins.

Apple Jacks are dope. Crispix are dope. Kix are dope. Pops are dope. Frosted Mini Wheats are trash. Reese’s Puffs and Smorz are millenials, ergo trash. Cocoa Puffs and Cocoa Pebbles are trash. Cinnamon Life can go fuck itself. Golden Crisp bear is baked so he’s cool even though his cereal is kinda butt. Cinnamon Toast…

NBA is not dying.

You don’t really need to train people about trans issues to stop them from hassling topless sunbathers. You just make a list of your important public safety priorities and you forget to include “shirtless sunbaths” on the list. Solved.

This guy gets it