Which made his flop even more ridiculous.

“Sport.”

Travel, yes. Goaltending, no.

Good grief. You can’t be this obtuse. As a boss myself, I totally understand emergencies. I have had them myself. People miss work due to emergencies all the time. NBA stars, garbage men, teachers, etc.

Sorry. Adulthood doesn’t work like this. If he couldn’t find 30 seconds to drop a text during that time, he had better be bound and gagged. Needing “space” is a bullshit excuse and reeks of immaturity.

It’s 2017. Continued usage of “fuck boy” makes you look like a fuck boy.

+.27% shooting percentage

Tim Tebow couldn’t have made that throw.

+50% of his assets.

+1 Colt .45

Urban Meyer left for “health reasons” as well.

Only she should have hired Tina Turner. I’m sure she could have dodged more punches.

Or Royce Gracie. He was a pioneer and dominated when MMA was full of bar fighters. Rousey dominated when the sport was emerging. There weren’t many good female fighters. Heck, there still aren’t, and I think we will look back at people like Holmes, Tate, Nunez, and Rousey as amateurs compared to what is coming.

Why is Pony Boy Curtis at a Phish concert?

It’s a free country. And it’s only gay if you push back. Otherwise you’re just helping out a friend.

I prefer Boy Ahoy myself.

This is the treatment Draymond Green deserves nightly.

Here come the hordes of takes decrying 2016 for taking so many of our heroes...as if this year is any different than any other.

I know! Shocking and unfair that an 86 year old man died.

You also don’t realize the backlog of bodies that must be processed. Some autopsies take months. No joke.