Please no Jim Rome. He’s a complete assclown.

Why couldn’t he do both?

Sadly, this won’t catch on, even if it is more effective. Street cred is king; winning be damned.

Counterpoint: OK, I don’t really have one. My logical, well-conceived argument is this: Curry is a punk. Green is a bigger punk. I hate Klay because of his dad. Lebron is a shithead.

Spot on.

I hope Trump deports you.

Is it wrong that I still think Grayson Allen is a worse person?

Wait. I’m supposed to care about the injustice in a ND/Iowa basketball game?

Dick move. Sherman’s true colors are shining through.

Now that was solid. Well done.

It’s the interwebs. Of course I’m smart. Like Ivy League Mensa smart.

Exhibit A

His act is tired. Much like many of the left over Gawker commenters.

The punishment is fitting for the donning of that creepy stache.

Doesn’t always work like that. He has a right to defend himself. As in, push her away, create distance, get out of the situation. Run if he has to. He doesn’t have to sit there and be a punching bag.

The other day by 10 year old and I were rough housing. He hit me in the kidney...hard. It stung. He took it too far. He went from play fighting to a solid body shot.

The vast majority of home burglaries happen in the morning hours. This is the best time to catch a vacant home. People are at work, kids are at school. The idea of burglars breaking in at night while people are sleeping isn’t reality. It rarely happens.

Wait. This kid is selfish for not being willing to sacrifice his NFL career for a third stringer who has contributed almost nothing to their success?

The faux outrage over this is rich. It’s a newsworthy event, no? So why not publish the photos? Wasn’t that Gawker’s stance?

Perhaps we could up the rhetoric a little by calling him a warrior and a hero. I mean, this coach practically marched into Iraq alone and single handedly defeated ISIS.