Years ago I was amazed to learn just how long this one actor played Godzilla. He carried that torch for quite a while before being replaced in this arduous job by other actors. Those suits are real tests of stamina, I hear.

"Technical, spiritual, and menu advisor" is the full title.

Close. Kevin Smith.

I just laughed out loud remembering how at the time I totally thought Trump's chances had completely crashed and burned when that "grab 'em by the pussy" tape came out. Ha ha ha ha oh god

"Escape" perhaps?

STOP! STOP! FOR GOD'S SAKE EVERYONE LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO JOURNEY!!!

Could you discretely tell him no my behalf that I think he's very brave? I'm currently being held against my will by a militia for being a butt man.

So who plays the Fantastic Four on this show? Good actors?

His power is frowning.

Wade Wilson, sir, is not a 13-year-old.

He just wants to hang out. No big deal.

I'm not exactly upset, but seeing Josh Brolin in a costume has given me an erection lasting longer than four hours. Am I gonna be okay?

Where Mister Bean plays Cable?

Supposedly, there are still plans to do an X-Force film. I don't know when we'll see it and what the team lineup will end up being, but I'd bet we'd see Cable in that.

"'Adjective?' Heh heh. 'Faaaaaarrrrt!'"

There's no amount of working out in the gym and professional hair styling that can de-ugly Trump support.

::sees gif of hugh jackman with balls on his chin:: Nice try, Tumblr. Nice try with your fake gif from your fake movie. Hugh Jackman would never agree to that.

I usually don't get the DeVito/Pearlman updates until a few years after the fact. I think my RSS feed is broke.

Nick is a simple man. He likes working with his hands, hearty breakfast foods, and Megan Mellally.

Oh my! This IS a roller coaster!