NBC greenlights revivial of Gerge and Jery's failed pilot.

Ha!

Elane break up with a guy because he doesn't appreciate how cool her Lugia is.

Has someone urged him to consider what if Senfeld still on tv today like with new episodes? Like, Senfeld but modarn like Jery play Pokemon Go?

“Confound these complaining fanboys! For everyone one I fling away, a dozen more vex me!”

They definitely later ret-conned this implication to instead be a reference to a superhero battle they had, but yeah, ick.

♪ Does she do
many squats?
Listen, bud:
she does lots.

Or at least a page where the framing and placement of the characters mimics the Qwantz structure.

She was born with squirrel powers (mainly strength, speed, and agility - so she's kind of able to do very spider-manny stuff but without web-slinging or sticking to walls). Marvel swears upon their mothers' collective graves that she is *not a mutant*. In part probably because they don't want to let Fox studios have…

This is the ongoing comic book that consistently makes me laugh out loud every time I get a new one. It's great at pointing out the goofy quirks of the Marvel Universe without holding itself above them.

Snootchie moochie mnoochies!

He doesn't understand that we all like him as a temporary butt of late-night jokes, not as an actual person we want to hear from on the reg.

Dr. Wily will always be trying to suck his own dick.

"Sorry for the delay, you guys, but it's been a crazy week! ☆(❁‿❁)☆ I'm hoping to get some new updates done once I get a new scanner. I want to thank everyone in Mooch Nation for being so supportive. You're the best fans there are! (〃^∇^)ﾉ"

Yeah, the Mooch's assumption that he has ANY cultural capital to spend - that ANYONE really cares about him after this whole fiasco - is dumbfounding. Trump is a magnet for people with no self-awareness.

He's gonna settle for a self-published web comic. The daily strips will be on Tumblr, but his Patreon will have some prime content you won't wanna miss, including a premium podcast wherein he reveals which other prominent white house officials probably try to suck their own cocks.

People in the public eye these days really work their hardest to milk their 15 minutes of fame into a protracted, ugly numerous years of fame. No matter how much they disgrace or embarass themselves, they just keep hanging on by their fingers, working their contacts and arranging their next gig.

"Scrub those dishes wash woman."

His lawyer is Bill from the old Red Green Show shorts.

Audrey's husband is the weird used book dealer from Fringe, right?