Trailer narrator voice: "He hated high school, then tried it again… at 31! ROB SCHNEIDER is…"

"Beware of mis-attributed quotes, my friends." - Sugar Bear, the mascot from the Post Golden Crisp commercials

"If they were 'in' all of us, then why are so many of them virgins?" ::audience freaks out in uproarious laughter. paremedics are called. dozens dead and injured::

So you saw a trailer? What did it look like? Is it still 3-camera, laugh track sitcom with cheesy, punching-down nerd jokes?

Crumbly, homey-loving bear.

So, has anyone checked to make sure Russia didn't bug Trump Tower while they were there?

Which part of Mitch are we seeing in photographs? Is that his dick? Is his face on his dick, because he seems to have a foreskin around his chin…

I mean, GOPers who were pretty critical about Trump, and who got seriously dumped on by Trump during the primaries, all joined the fold and got behind them once it became apparent he could win and they could use him to cut taxes and kill the poor. All except a precious few who he deeply, personally insulted, that is.

Yes. They'll make fun of her unless it turns out she has momentum and enough support to win an election, and then they'll all get in line and scream, "All aboard the Kait train! Woo woo!"

I feel like it would be much funnier as a text-only tweet.

It's not my fault! My doctor says I have Paddington's Syndrome.

Sorry, they meant "cubby, honey-living bear." It's fixed now.

This is just another one of those terrible Fu Man Pooh stereotypes.

Mao was just a little, black raincloud and you know it.

I saw the headline and thought maybe Pooh Bear had said something bad about Xi Jinping in an interview or something.

I dunno. Something like Return of the King is impressive to look at, but you don't really want a movie slamming into your cervix with each thrust…

The movie trailer kinda makes it look like it starts with the second book, with maybe some flashbacks.

I do not release a movie with a runtime. I release a movie with my heart. He who releases a movie with a runtime has forgotten the face of his father.

I was very young when we had an Atari 2600 in our household, so I have a lot of nostalgia for it, but not a lot of detailed memories of the game, and it was soon blown away by the NES when we got one.

Actually…
Supergirl: road trip
Hulk: road trip
She-Hulk: road trip