All I know is that there must be some VERY chill smallmouth bass swimming in the Mississippi River this spring.

I’ve got no problem with this but only as soon as the millions of Americans locked away in prison for dealing far less than this amount get to write an essay too,

Was he angry because it should have been Riyad Mahrez or Jamie Vardy?

This is okay! Apparently you can use your hands in Europa League.

An old guy fucked that.

“I’m not a guy who spreads it wide.”