Can’t lie I immediately imagined the scene where Haley Atwell comes out of the pod in Brooklyn, as a larger ripped version of herself.

GREAT!!! Now I’ve got to wonder if GOT is all happening inside one of the Westworld parks! I’m going to be looking at all the background characters to see if I can spot Dolores.

How about a gallon of spilled paint thinner?

So if you’re a shorter heavier man, are you supposed to balance on your balls for a 5 hr flight while your feet dangle? Asking for a friend

Small hominid found in cave....precious

GOLUMS!!!!!!!!!! Small hominid found in caves?

I’m guess they mean don’t chuck a head of lettuce at them

Well that and it’s coarse and gets everywhere

This is one of those stories I was immensely thankful did not include a picture.  

Only if they kick you out....at near the speed of light

No offence to the Hellboy make up artists, but I have it on good authority that Baga Yaga, normally wears a black suit and has a striking resemblance to Keanu Reeves.  And he should be holding a pencil

Well, it would take a vast level of control to move each individual grain of dust through the Force.  But much less effort to simple move a broom.

Thanks no I’m imagining an astronaut slowly gliding through the ISS solely on the power of their own flatulence. Maybe rethink Taco Tuesday and Red Beans and Rice Wednesday.

I’ll be honest for as little as the “Big Dig” in Boston did to alleviate traffic, one thing it did accomplish was to completely transform the portion of the city the elevated highway used to run through. What was a tall green highway full of noise, is an open sun filled stretch. There is still surface traffic along…

I’ve always thought Davis was one of the batters most heavily effected by the use of the shift against him.  I’m an O’s fan now in MA, so my viewing is limited, but I’ve watched any number of his at bats end in a hard ground ball between 1st and 2nd that without the shift would have been a single.  Of course I will…

I’d call a toy realistic that is the exact size and shape of the actual gun, with finishes on the plastic that mimic the surface finishes of the actual gun. I believe the below link is the company the produced them when I had them as a child in the 80's.  BTW they are an Italian company.

As an O’s fan who lived thru the 0-23 start, at least this record in suckatude is only an individual record.  I can open my closet to see my Ripken jersey, look at the 1983 World Series Coke bottle on my desk and remember good times long past.

Really a ref screwing up the count in a wrestling match?  

Ewww it’s all sticky!!!

Actually realistic gun toys are very much present in the US.  As long as there’s a orange little thing in the tip to indicate it’s a toy.  I had a number of cap guns as a kid that were pretty much exact replicas, albeit in plastic not metal, of various guns.