Quite possibly my favorite word to write on a log - vuggy

Trust me if you drive anything taller than a car under a low bridge, you happy to know that the designers know EXACTLY how much the paving is being built up. In fact most repaving jobs, except full depth replacement, typically consist of an initial milling, which removes a certain thickness of paving (usually anything…

I’ll just say this. I can’t relate to this article in the LEAST.

Guy in the middle should wore the brown pants

That I didn’t know half as much as I thought I knew. Secondly only by the knowledge I needed to shut up and learn from those with real experience.

Possible, but more likely it’s money. She was a relatively unknown director, now with a major hit under her belt. Likely there’s a significant pay bump that’s the issue.

Hmm nothing beats a fresh bearded clam

The fifth of cheap vodka I swilled down last night could be why I’m sick today, but nah, I’m going with “food poisoning”

Bill Belicheck approves of this article

As a fat, balding 40 something, I resemble this remark

But are they all good boys/girls?

I don’t know the Fredrick’s of Hollywood catalog back in the day worked pretty well too.

It’s Wingardia Levi-ohhhh-sa not Wingardia Levio-sa

You can’t fix stupid

Yeah I’m not sure how well your lawsuit would go when the first question the Judge asks is “Did you follow the numerous warning signs telling you that you were overheight?”

Step 5 - READ THE ARTICLE BEFORE COMMENTING

Tell me you didn’t read this with the CHiPs theme song playing in the back of your head

Want, want, want, want, want, want, want, want, want, want. I think I’ve made my point

Is that the “Bobbitizer”?

Like the picture at the top, nothing worse than seeing an uncut eggplant.