Does it help if you think of it as Bran plotting to kill the Night King? And he uses Jon as a diversion and Arya as the unexpected assassin because that might actually work? Jon is not subtle. And a front assault on the Night King actually working makes no real sense—ask Theon.

Your completely wrong in your assumptions about Jon Snow’s arc. And I’ll prove it:

tfw where you just can’t decide between eyeroll.gif and jerkoff.gif

Maybe you just need to breathe.

I’m sorry but how can you argue with what seems to be the perfect solution to the horrible idea of setting this series as a prequel? This fits perfectly: Discovery, with all of its futuristic technology and appeal is finally where all the fans wanted it to be: in the future, centuries ahead of TNG, DS9 and VOY.

I’m actually quite pleased the show’s producers, through some wicked contortions, managed to make a course correction and launch this series to where it belonged in the first place: in the future.

Fourteen months later, and here I have the exact same reaction to Discovery’s season-ending anti-cliffhanger. What the hell was that?

Say what you will about Discovery, that was one of the best battle scenes in Star Trek history.

“For all the greatness we got in Alan Cumming just going above and beyond what would be considered “over the top” in every scene he was in, the conversation between King James and the Doctor about the mysteries of the world, and James’ own traumatic childhood, was a beautifully performed and understated moment between…

I see a radio serial in his future...

My detailed analysis is as follows: a bunch of fucking assholes bought the Newsweek brand, and put their fucking asshole editorial slant on it.

Spoilers:

Can we all agree to say “he turned into Space Jam” instead?

Expanse doesn’t have inertial dampeners. The Ring’s Alien Tech Wormhole does. It decelerated the ship from omg to nothing without damaging the ship, but the dude inside it became strawberry jam.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code-switching

Naomi’s Belter accent is distinctly stronger than it used to be, now that she’s back among her people. Is it just because that’s all she’s been hearing it 24/7, or was she covering up her roots during her time on the Roci?

My jaw dropped when Mr Future You Tube Guy got turned into Strawberry jam. You read about it in various space novels as the main danger of the (mystical) inertial damper failure but I really didn’t want to witness it. Oh well, if the girl is as Kardashian-esque as she seems then Mr Future You Tube Guy’s brother is…

Naomi wasn’t covering up her roots, just code-switching.

I’ve been cutting hair for almost 30 years professionally. I’m booked out a minimum of 4 weeks in advance all year and earn well over 6 figures doing so (without staff and without selling products). This article is utter nonsense. For starters, the title is complete clickbait as the final summation of the article…