On the upside, her morning routine just got so much shorter.

So in other words, you worked out AND did a marathon....

My only sadness is that because I’m a woman, I can’t grow a neckbeard.

She almost made it guys

This extends into a lot of arenas, but let’s wrangle it down to just this particular topic. It is not cool to make other people part of your sex adventures. I know that guest room is new and exciting and omg someone MIGHT hear you and isn’t that sexy and dangerous?! But no, bruh, just no. Because they might actually…

More like Fifty Shades of Bronzer

Dolezal graduated from Howard with her Masters in Fine Art in 2002

Dolezal graduated from Howard with her Masters in Fine Art in 2002

Bring Back Lillith Fair, 2016

It was already annoying being mixed and looking white without this “tragic faux-latto” bullshit in the news.

“No but like, for real right?”

Would YOU wanna be the person who questioned the racial credentials of the new president of your NAACP chapter? How bad would you look if you were wrong? I think there was plenty of talk but no one wanted to be that person who asked her if she was really black.

#itwasagatedcommunity

It’s great when people write things like “This is my opinion and I’m not afraid to say it! Come at me!” and then inevitably they are whining and crying in a few days once their “honest opinions” get them in trouble. I thought you didn’t care, hmmm?

Well, they are the ones teaching children, so.....

I’ve found that it is more environmentally friendly to just stir in the tears that fall as I’m eating.

I observe a gluten free vegan paleo macrobiotic blood-type diet.

I think that’s called just plain not eating. Except for kale. Kale is cool. (Is kale cool?)