I’m allergic to tomatoes, potatoes and all other nightshades, people NEVER believe me.

Right? The only crimes I’ve committed post-breakup include bodily harm like eating a village’s weight in ice cream while listening to Fiona Apple and sobbing so hard I lose eyesight for a week. Also angry blogging.

How is she pleading not guilty? No snark, I'm generally curious.

C’mon. It’s the idiot driver’s fault, not the rental company. I know they’re grieving and losing a loved one sucks, but this is not going to make it right.

I love the (1).

the shaking foot of the t-rex. Jim Cooke you savage, savage man.

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

Please check my math, but:

I think when they write things like this:

frankly i’m amazed that i can even hold down a job nowadays after have two oreos after lunch during my childhood

But God forbid we have ‘unhealthy’ peanut butter to go along with our starchy potatoes and bread!

Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?

Boehning, Randy.

Randy Boehning.

“she didn’t tip Sunday lunch waitstaff because she knew ‘that means they didn’t go to church.’”

AMEN. At first I was relieved to serve at Steakback Outhouse, which had no lunch service back then, but imagine my horror when they decided to open Sunday lunch several months after opening my location. Oh, the hatred.

Yeaaahhh, a few of us queer folks in the mini-apple have used that term for years. I’m old and in the cheap seats, is it not du jour where you’re from? [edited to add: seriously y’all, I’m asking...is it not cool to say? Don’t leave me hanging!]

Yeah. They are the littluns who are gay. They’re in a gloriously nascent period of not having to be closeted or out, just...them, proudly. It’s fucking awesome.

I teach high school and I can vouch for one thing: this new batch of kids are fucking awesome about a lot of things. They can be crappy towards each other sometimes, oblivious and callous at other times, but all in all, I would have had a MUCH better high school experience with this generation of kids than the ones I…