As someone else who has told that lie many times, I'm sending you the best of wishes from my little corner of the internet. If you're interested in therapy, psychology/social work graduate programs often have training clinics offering very low cost treatment. The therapy is done by the grad students who are supervised…

"Yes Mash, YES. That Wedding Cake came straight to me; I verified the seal; put it on the kosher cart and brought it directly here- to you. Like always."

While I agree that most often times honesty is the best policy, fuck that guy for calling you damaged goods.

How do you not feel her magic at the core of your very being?

I bought it when I was sober. Also, no regrets. That shit is my JAM.

I bought one for the Polaroids, they are adorbz.

I bought a copy when I was drunk. No regrets.

are you that 9 year old girl?

(jumps in front of train)

When I woke up this morning, I wasn't planning on having any children.

I use this gif a lot, but this was my reaction to that part:

"Perhaps most unrealistically, its male protagonist is a 27-year-old man living in Seattle who wears ironed shirts, cleans his room, and has his shit together."

"I think she likes sex already."

Right? I actually find it incredibly difficult to wrap my head around such a horrifically disgusting sentence. What the ever loving FUCK?

Poor Jamie Dornan. He must hate himself.

This is amazing and was kind of exactly my experience reading the books. Yes, all three. I was bedridden with stomach flu and someone sent me the PDFs. I read the whole fucking thing and I was like WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. These books are like some disgusting fried appetizer you get at Chilis or TGI Fridays that you…

"I think she likes sex already."

No, but I'm gonna leave it.

Anastasia astutely notes that Edward looks like a model

I'm only halfway done reading this, but I need you to know that you are an American hero.