I have an idea. What if I dumped my coffee all over my desk, drove my car through the front window of my office, tore open my shirt, and screamed "WU-TANG AIN'T NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH!"

I thought they did roll out an inflatable beaver.

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You're laying it on thick lately with the cute. All because you're leaving us, I'm sure.

I SEE THE BALL!

Yeah, that's what is both surprising and not surprising about it. She's a great actress who has been around forever, and she's played some great roles. It's depressing that at 71 this is the first time she's playing the lead. It really says something about the sorry state of affairs for women in Hollywood, especially…

He also doesn't want to win a Grammy over Beyoncé, saying, "She deserves it way more than I do. I'd be embarrassed if I got it over her. If I got it, I'd give it to her."

Is it weird that I think it's kind of brave to proudly proclaim atheism in her position? I feel like not a lot of people do it.

"2 Chainz is considering running for mayor of College Park, Georgia and—sorry, Julianne Moore—it looks like there might be a god after all."

I read all this, then I get to the Julianne Moore bit and I realize that is the important part. Hall of Fame actress. Gorgeous, smart, uncompromising. Badass.

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

I am sure many women find Lark Croft to be a very empowering figure yes thank you you are good at words.

I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS USED THIS GIF YET

LESLIE!!!!!! THE COME UP!!!!!!

She was throwing shade at the jar. Because the next line was "everyone threw up."