The hell is going on in the office today?

HOW DOES HER SISTER NOT FEEL HER SISTER'S NIPPLE ON HER BACK?

BYE PHYLICIA.

UGH. That moment where you meet someone extremely beautiful on a date, and then they turn the creepiness factor up to 11:

I don't think this system improves the comments. I know it was modified to combat the gif trolls, but it's now like you're just hearing the same voices over and over - and a lot of them are really banal. I like commenting on SNS because people actively seek out the greys, but on other posts, it's mostly like shouting…

That gif is so mesmerizing, I can't stop staring at it.

me. Red Tabby, no collar or tags,spayed female, loud meow. You crazy cat lady with cheese flavored treats.

My favorite kind of missed connections are when I run into guys that were homophobic to me and I see them at the gay club.

"I'm ready to settle down" within what sounds like the first half hour of the date? No. Absolutely not. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Get your ass home.

What the hell?! I mean WHAT THE HELL? This dude is scum. If I was the woman I would tell his wife everything!! This poor woman is going off to visit family and her crappy husband is wining and dining some other woman? Some woman that he basically trapped on Craigslist?! Ugh some men suck such balls....I can't…

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

Unless it was necessary

-sips Lipton-

i showed my mother the photo and before i could tell her what happened she said, "ebola is horrible"

dont shame the brickhanded

Nephew was not charged with anything. +1 for the police this time around.

HOLY SHIT. Dude looks like a corpse.