It's a me, Dr. Mario! Tella you therapist alla bout yous emotional problems Timmy!

I am super proud that anyone would refer to SEPTA as clean... especially given that this particular car has been doused with blood, lady juices, baby juices, and feces.

As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.

This munchkin was rescued by the police in a drug raid. She was 15 lbs under weight & scared of everything. She is now utterly spoiled, sleeps under the covers & could stand to lose a few pounds. So glad she picked us!

Did my kids enlist you in their "we want a dog" campaign? You are an excellent propagandist.

Please. I just can't with all of the dog videos. Why am I crying?

NOOOO PUPPY! I'm part of a local facebook group my dad's lady barber runs where people foster each other's pets/donate money to expensive vet surgeries/give extra beds and food/let everyone else know there's a stray dog in a parking lot somewhere and we are all giant crybabies who sob at each other over animal…

Rebecca are you trying to kill us??!! :)

Omigosh, I saw the original video of this dog being rescued a while back (it stuck out because of how delicately and slowly they approached the poor sweet puppy at first, which btw is the right thing to do when dealing with a dog who is shy or fearful) and I'm SO HAPPY TO SEE AN UPDATE.

Pffffft like he'd have gotten in there otherwise.

It's very thoughtful of you to pack him in with a drink.

Ahhh hahaha we did this to my mom too! Told her our Marine brother couldn't come home until after Christmas Day and then had him jump out of a box. She almost deafened my daughter (who she was holding) with her scream, lol. Good times had by all!

That dog is like the Winnebago of dogs.

Speaking of puppies, I just discovered the greatness that is the Russian Bear Dog.

It's really a bunch of bull.

At least they didn't use cows.

OH MY GOD. AS IF CHOW PUPPIES COULDN'T GET ANY CUTER. THANKS FOR RUINING MY LIFE.