i am sorry, but i don't understand your 1st sentence

I think you worded me into the ground and then your extra words threw dirt on my crummy miswritten sentences body.

Oh Tommy. A very, very ancient Gawker Media law forbids commenters from asking questions like "who???" in comments because, as you so clearly know, if you're able to drop a comment into a post you are probably able to use this newfangled contraption known as Google. In the olden times, asking "WHO???" like a moron…

I lost 73 followers, but only had 72. I now owe them a follower.

A theatre professor of mine once worked on a show that cooked real food onstage. It was so integral to the script that they actually had a real kitchen built onto the stage. Part of this was a coffee pot. One night, during intermission a man walked *on to the stage* poured himself a cup, and one for his wife, and…

What is this molesty look? I want to be sure that I don't have it. Or is it something you don't have until the public is made aware that you're a child molester?

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

NOW THIS IS A WELL WRITTEN PIECE. No pandering, thoughtful, nice diction.

Am I overthinking? Am I just being paranoid? It's exhausting.

Puts the "Bra" back in Brawny

tay is everything the end, by adultosaur.

You feel bad for him for...aging? Like humans do? I'm confused.

I LOVE MIRANDA LAMBERT SO MUCH Y'ALL. but seriously. I used to hate country and then I listened to a few of her bad ass lady songs and I was sold.

It's giving her this odd, optical illusion, like she should really have two heads but one is missing.

Hi please don't ruin everything bagels for me though

I guess it is possible not to notice since people who use Nuvarings or tampons sometimes forget then have an "Oh shit I put that thing in like 6 weeks ago!" moment.

I don't use nuvarings or cock rings so there is no reason for anything at all to be up in there but now I'm gonna check. Just in case.

Update: So THAT'S…

I figured she put Ron and Hermione together because she hated chemistry.

I feel like 95% of Tracy Moore's posts are jokes that are just above my head. Logging in to a hook-up app with the intent to evaluate the fuckability of other potential partners is not the same thing as noticing a good-looking person on the street.

I know I say this at the risk of all you kids deciding I'm "square" rather than "dope" and "slammin'", but, uh, the baker story? If someone offered me and my staff a tray of edibles without warning everyone what they were, hiring them would be RIGHT off the table and I'd more than likely call the cops, especially if…