I have to admit, I kind of feel better about myself after hearing about this. I may not be the best parent, but at least my 3.5 year old son hasn't run off with Charles Manson. I must be doing something right.

As a former rebellious teenager, I bow down to Star for picking the perfect boyfriend to torment her parents. And, as a mom, I applaud her mother's restraint and refusal to take the bait.

You really have to give your parenting skills a good hard look when your daughter hooks up with Charles Manson.

Wait, that first one—how? How? Calf muscles? How? I don't—how?

Can we just take a moment to admire her athleticism?

She is adorable. I saw her in Target when she was recently filming in my neighborhood, and she is so tiny and so striking with those eyes in person. I'm 5'10" and I felt like a giant when I passed her.

Hollywood is delusional for typecasting Mae Whitman as the hideous ugly unlovable beast. Get the fuck out of L.A. and feast your eyes on some actual ugly people! (Many of whom, believe it or not, happen to be loved and appreciated and lead happy, fulfilling lives.)

I saw Allison Janney in a bar onetime and she was wearing a leather moto jacket and had three hot young men with her and me and all my friends gasped simultaneously at the thrill of seeing her but none of us wanted to bother her so we just let her have her good time and it seems like a lot of fun to be Allison Janney…

I'm a simple man with very poor taste. Having said that, this movie looks fun to me. I won't see it in the theater, but I'll stream it when it hits prime or netflix.

"I could go iron now. For days. I love to iron."

The one-day supply ($79, 8 jars, delivered to you)

I'm pausing at "bone broth" to comment because WHAT? You mean, stock? The thing I have been making for years and years with rotisserie chicken bones and sometimes the post-thanksgiving turkey carcasses and freezing and using to make soups and sauces? That's trendy now? And $9 a cup?

Is that a lot of peeing? That seems like a lot of peeing. Do I not pee enough?

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part

Almost all of those soups have something I'm allergic to so that sucks...maybe I'll just stick to my BBB diet (Burritos, Baked Goods, Beer).

If anything, the trailer alone has brought us this moment from Allison Janney, which I think we can all identify with.

Unfortunately I can believe it. A friend of mine was kept in the hospital for a couple of days due to her difficult labour issues. Her boyfriend showed up at my door with flowers, "I've always been attracted to you, thought now was a good time..." Blech.

I honestly cannot believe I read that. It's either an A grade troll or an asshole you can see from space.

I am not a paper clip I'm actually a binder clip.