Mama Squishy, Baby Squishy, Cousin Squishy, Auntie Squishy, and Meemaw Squishy.

Those media and protestors should go home and reconsider their life choices.

There was speculation that she said she wouldn't do it Saturday to allow her and her family peace, free of media and protesters. I am hoping that's just the case and that her death was surrounded by those she loved.

yay! A swift article that doesn't say anything mean

THIS! I love when my boyfriend says I'm pretty. When strangers say it I assume they want to remove my skin and wear my face.

Except that the moment even the hottest guy on earth catcalls some woman he doesn't know, he immediately becomes unattractive. How on earth is a hot guy supposed to meet women? Conundrum!

There's nothing more than a woman loves to hear than how pretty she is.

Also a valid reason to get fired: showing your bosses a sex tape you made.

Thank fucking god for Sandra Hale. There's one actual adult looking out for the children, who cares about their well-being and safety. Jesus Fucking Christ, this gets worse by the day.

Thank you, grandma. No matter how it turns out, at least someone's looking out for the girls.

Excellent point. AND EXCELLENT SHADE.

Jordan is trash-talking, which is a whole nother art form. It's like using a baseball bat instead of a scalpel - but that's not something Jordan would know much about.

Just seeing his face makes my skin crawl and my stomach churn.

But you did.

Frickin' Rockville.

Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance.