there is not enough WTF in the world for this episode of catfish. i just can't even.

oof, there's a LOT there. just google 'swan queen' or check the 'swan queen' tumblr tag... the swan queen fans are pretty intense!

i'm only half-ashamed to say that i started watching it b/c of the 'swanqueen' thing (ship? is that it?) on tumblr. but even after i realized 'swanqueen' isn't a thing, i kept watching and now I CAN'T STOP. i'm not mad about it, though. (and i'm still holding out hope for swanqueen.)

::runs off to youtube::

OMG I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT! this is amazing!!! i seriously wish my career could be pranking people with elaborate jokes like this. i don't know what that says about me, but there you have it.

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCK YES i will [fucking] swear whenever [the fuck] i [fucking] feel like it, please and [fucking] thank you.

YES YES YES YES YES

thank you. i was just coming here to say the same thing.

or, like me, you can be biracial (black & asian) and look like something wholly different (i get polynesian most often). mixed folks' experiences run the gamut.

i worry that we won't be seeing much of her next season since she flipped out on that one c.o.! :(

yes and yes.

oh, i completely think she should be held accountable for all of her past fuckups and every time she was a total shit. definitely. but i think there are two main reasons why i want to see her succeed: (1) i've had very close friends struggle with addiction, and the triumph of overcoming addiction is really profound…

yuuuuup! idk what it says about me, but i'll never stop rooting for LiLo.

DAMN that was some real shit. i almost turned it off b/c it was too intimate... it felt like an emotional invasion, of sorts. (but then i remembered this shit's on tv and, let's face it, i'm not turning this shit off for nothin.)

just stopping by to say that at georgetown law (where i went to law school), nina pillard is a freaking rock star! as is her husband, david cole. EFF YEAH NINA PILLARD!

i feel exactly the same way. and i'm a lesbian.

i thought chris harrison was going to say something like "you guys, shut it down, we all know he's the next bachelor" at the men tell all thing, but alas, we'll have to wait.

i was a big fan of intervention and sad it was canceled. in case you haven't seen it, this was a great read: http://www.buzzfeed.com/natashavc/oral…

nah, no need to apologize. you made me think about my first comment, and you're right - i'd be ticked off if someone dissed helen mirren for tweeting a nude(ish) selfie. next time i'll think a bit longer before commenting.

oh come on. what i meant was that i can forgive such behavior in teen dudes b/c they don't know any better. geez! i can't win today. fine, think of me however you will. i'll take this one to heart and try better tomorrow.