for all the 2gether fans out there (come on, you know you remember 2gether) — just wanted to spread the word that noah bastian (aka chad "the shy one" linus) is struggling with meth addiction, and his brother tyler bastian, a filmmaker, has a kickstarter going to raise money to document noah's attempt to do rehab /…

DO. NOT. WANT.

ooh yeah actually this is much better. much better!!

oooh i could get down with this

i also enjoyed "rub one out" and "say it (don't spray it)." gems of the early 2000s.

heyo jezzies, so i sent this to the jez tips email address, but since idk how often they check that or whether they might post this newsbyte at all, i'm posting it here.

agreed! i especially hated the very last part of the interview, when it faded out — paula is there (fake) crying, and instead of leaning in and consoling her until the cameras cut to commercials (not that she deserved it, but ya know, play up the pathos), matt lauer dropped his pen (for sure his version of a mic…

you and me both! i live in dc and i really want to run around town letting everyone know about this so we can organize a city-wide red panda search...

holy. shit.

all of this. yes.

i've seen this before, but still... DAYUM WUT?!

i need that liquid gold concoction in my stomach like ASAP. (on the reals, i shall be attempting this this weekend. thanks for sharing!!)

JEALOUS!! does it live up to the hype?? (i'm seriously considering a trip from dc to ny for the sole purpose of cronut.)

+1000

well... ever since i watched jericho (a few years back), i have had a recurring dream (once every few months or so) in which i see a nuclear explosion in the distance. then, i'm overcome with the fear of fallout (or more bombs), and i gather whatever shit i may have nearby and start running away from the blast. also,…

when i read "apple brown sugar ghost pepper ribs," my jaw literally dropped open. hope they're as delicious as they sound!! (i'm sure they are!)

just stopping by to say that calling jessica simpson a "second-rate christina" is an insult to xtina's vocal abilities. they cannot be denied! j.simps, on the other hand, just belts out or whisper-sings shit that happens to be in tune.

aaahaha i love it!

gurl PREACH!

LUCKY!!