holy FUCK. this is a terrible situation for kate (and her family and her ex-gf)... wow. idk guys, i know that 18 year-olds hook up with younger teenagers all. the. time. and it's not a thing that generally attracts national attention or felony charges, but maybe—since we know that state laws exist that define age of…

i could hop in for my puppy fix and then duck out to mainline allergy meds :]

BUT I LOVE TEH PUPPEHS AND KITTEHS! also i just generally love trains and ride them as often as possible for travel purposes, so if this happens, i may not be able to stop myself from getting my squee on.

i love dogs and cats, but i'm super allergic to them!! idk... these trains might simultaneously cause my ovaries to explode and my skin to break out in hives. worth it?

i am literally stuffing my face with a croissant right now and i couldn't agree with you more.

haha this made me laugh out loud :] (ETA: perhaps because i did the exact same thing)

as a lifelong dc resident (minus 4 years in philly for college), i know the horror of dc cicadas. TERRIBLE. i don't even know how i'm going to deal with this one... the fact that it's happening again + the hype + the name swarmageddon make me want to hibernate in my apartment for the next few months. the thought of…

you guys, i really want to hate owl city on account of the super saccharine, twee songs he writes, but... but but — they are catchy and make me feel happy! oh, what's a girl to do? maybe i'll eat an oreo...

this is amazing. he is just so awesome.

omggg PLEASE make the scissr app! i will love you forever.

seriously! as a queer lady, i'm so tired of everyone dating everyone's exes. even in the city where i live (not small!), it still seems so incestuous. blech.

oh man, jasika is on scandal now?? i have so much to catch up on... and i totally hear you about the 5th season ambivalence. in any event i have to keep telling my mom not to talk about it when i'm around. (and i know she's dying to tell me how it ended. NOT YET, MOM!)

yes! i firmly believe we need more of the torv. especially anna torv sexyfuntimes. (but for real i've put off finishing the fifth season of fringe b/c i'm afraid of what will happen when there's no more new anna torv to look forward to...)

i am not ashamed to say i watched the uk mistresses entirely for the anna torv / shelley conn storyline... if anna torv can be part of the u.s. mistresses, i'm on board for this, too.

what. the. fuck. ugh i can't even.

i looove chanel chance eau tendre, but i'm not knowledgeable enough in the scent-arts (i'm sure there's a real name for this) to tell you why. it just smells so lovely!

fave disney movie is the lion king, for sure. but fave disney song... so hard!! i'm torn between "circle of life" and "i'll make a man out of you" and "a whole new world" and gaaaaahhh ::brain implodes::

omg i have never before seen such a creature! how magnificent!!

seriously!! i can't wait any longerrr! (ps that gif is magic.)

that clip is insane. until about a week ago, i had no idea what the 'pretty wild' show was about... now i just want to watch the madness. all the madness.