She looks like a carnival caricature portrait of a person.

Its because she’s so fake and she’s now wearing a face that’s a cross between Kim’s and Chyna’s ! She’s Single White Female-ing Kim!

Think Amber Heard is one of those ‘Oh, I don’t really get along with most other women, they’re so bitchy, you know?’ women?

She’s got those big, wide-set brown eyes like Britney. So I guess whoever plays Justin will also share an identifying feature with him. Shouldn’t be too hard to find a young actor with ramen hair.

When I saw the headline and author, I left to make a delicious snack then sit down and read a snow cover on this Musk/Heard gossip. And it was only a snippet. This isn’t your fault, ofc, you report on the info that you can find, but please, please, please do not let this go. I need this.

Scene: Musk, sat at computer in a room decorated to look like the future- when imagined in the 1980s, and vaping. He is an enthusiastic vapist. He leans forward in pushes a button on an intercom that is on his desk, and clears his throat before he speaks.

It has bothered me to no end that the conclusion of the movie is the boyfriend saying she sold out “for some clothes and shoes” while completely neglecting the realistic work hours of a line chef. He would be leaving for work at 11am and not getting home until 3am (all while earning practically nothing). I would’ve…

The real twist is that Elon just wanted to meet Amber to get closer to Johnny. Rawr.

Omg they SO should have gone with “Gimme Shore.” That's perfect

Laying the foundation for the breakup. “They weren’t able to spend enough time together.”

a whole bag of clinique samples from Ann

They don’t even need to be a “famous rap star”. There’s one of these assholes in every town, and they always have a high school aged girlfriend well into their twenties because they’re vapid/boring/emotionally stunted/sometimes predatory, and no one their own age will have anything to do with them.

I don’t know that “hyper-confident” is the way I’d ever describe someone who has purchased a completely new face and body before reaching a legal drinking age.

Who is Tyga?