“Nobody remembers who finished second but the guy who finished second.” - Bobby Unser

I was pissed when that video dropped. It’s dumb. Yeah, don’t sell “fake” Batmobiles. That’s easy to avoid but Eleanor is just a car. A real car. Anyone can own a car that looks very similar or exactly the same as Eleanor with ease, BECAUSE IT WAS A PRODUCTION VEHICLE! Just don’t call it Eleanor. Of course Halicki will…

Does anyone appreciate the fact that this S4 is probably as fast as the 2001 RS4 Wagon? Yeah, is been 20 years but I’m still impressed. 

Is it, “Chevrolet. Like a Rock” or “Chevrolet likes a rock”?

They could have ended this rule years ago. If the drivers decided on the same paint scheme for the whole field, no one would be able to tell who is who. That would have made the rule pointless and the FIA would have deleted it from the books.

RONC9824039854 cost them $262. What is it?

Today is April 1st, right?

Slam a guy into the wall, no penalty. Also can’t control yourself on pitroad just like on the track? The guy who slams you into the pavement during your tantrum gets a penalty.

So the Trump administration and the justice dept filed suit (which will fail) against the auto companies that picked the California side of the argument. Did GM, Fiat Chrysler or Toyota have a real choice? They aren’t going to pick the side that is guaranteed to get them sued.

In a post Ford Freestyle world, I was very disappointed that they didn’t name this vehicle the Ford BeatBox.

Probably because they can barely stream in on F1TV.com

It’s easy to end this rule. The reason the rule exists is so the fans can tell who is driving at a glance. All the drivers should use the same helmet in protest.

What are they going to do with those 8 billion unfilled cans?

Wow, Rich got into the energy drink business to sponsor F1 racing, only to find themselves sponsoring mountain bikes.

So Erin, this is still stuck in your head?

These were great, until I forget that I left my copy of Turner and Hooch in there.

They need a halo car to people in the dealership. Come on. Build it.

He went Rogue!

Most of the female Jalopnik writers are so young and adorable, I’m surprised none of you were asked to be adopted. 

Summers on the back and winters up front?  That’s dumb. I wish they did the test with all seasons on the back.