Why is it always wrestlers? The kid should count himself lucky he didn’t get raped with a broom

Really happy for you man. Self deprecation meets ultimate success. Feels good man.

Man I really love these more than any other Deadspin stuff. I got an actual chuckle off every one of the teams

>>>Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord, and it looks like Jimmy Garoppolo in a 49ers uniform. For the first time since Jim Harbaugh was canned at the end of the 2014 season, the 49ers have been fun<<< You can sing the first stanza of that song using this section. You have to stretch out “the 49ers…

Can someone do any better at judging than what is there now? Probably not. There’s a huge system involved in judge grooming and selection. They have the judges they want. Classic case of a self regulating entity.

Horse woman - “ Because I own a horse I’m much more powerful , smart and capable than anyone else. Also, I have a pony tail”

Do you know any women? So you suggest we take over the making of the recipe with her? Most women see this as distrust. And all of the rest of the shit spewed at her in an attempt to patronize her will be seen through and then once again make you the bad guy.

Has anyone made the connection that Pagano’s best year was when he was gone from the facility?

I always read the story and it seemed to me he was stabbing. The fact the white suit he was seen in disappeared , in my mind points to the fact he was directly involved. His group was out for blood that day. This ‘he was breaking it up’ argument just doesn’t fit the rest of the story of that day. He got away with…

Hey,

BAD HOBBIT! BAD HOBBIT! DOWN! DOWN!

>>>My girlfriend (a Packers fan) has relegated the Saints to be only watched on a laptop screen instead of the main giant TV.<<<

Hot.

All this and they still have some of the highest attendance and TV viewership numbers. Where’s the real pressure to change...

I live in New Mexico and I can say we don’t have anything like that here. That is some beautiful green country.

Baby’s fine. I don’t see a problem. He got the ball and didn’t drop the baby. What is her deal

Sadly, they have fought lions and tigers and the lions always win. So yeah, kind of a thing.

Agreed, brutal. (no MMA honk either)

Are you sober or just quit drinking? Change your play places and playmates and you wont have this problem. If you are sober and yet still hang out with drinking people. Wait I can’t finish that sentence ,why would you do that to yourself

He’s being a selfish prick? He could have had a chance as a running back in the NFL but was selfish and wanted to be a QB and he sucks at it. Selfish. He’s getting a try on a baseball team strictly because of his name - taking a spot from someone who earned the right to be there- selfish. For all the talk of…