This may be old and over used but it fits,... YOU MAD BRO- WHY YOU MAD

Are you sure? I’m pretty damn sure I can sell a perfectly running $60,000 car for at least $40,000. Regardless of service record.

There has got to be someone out there who does this type of maintenance for themselves. Yeah yeah, that will kill its value. But what is the trade off? If a mechanic does all those fixes for $5000(parts) and he eventually sells his $60,000 car for $40,000(devalued) and you subtract that from the $37,000 given to over…

You as well as other posters are missing the key factor that both involved are virgins and not experienced. Also, I don’t think they are saying the female didn’t know which is which. Just that a mistake was made. If you read my comment on the article, you will see how this is possible and probably more common than we…

Courtney. We were both 13. I could not get it in. Turns out she was teeny. But yeah, I was fumbling around down there for what seemed like minutes and got the tell tale “thats not it”. And that is literally a line from Eddy Murphy’s Delirious, which wouldn’t come out for another 5 years or so.

Right? Like I could see managing to get a hold of one. But as soon as the water started happening the cat would freak out. How he could wrangle and do this to two is beyond me.

My best friend Steven and I were playing Bionic Man and throwing rocks off the terrace at the playground in kindergarten. A maintenance man walked out and nearly got hit with a rock. We ran and hid in a metal horizontal barrel and were caught. Brought into the principal and received one paddle on the ass each with a…

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Assistant TO the manager.

I’ve dated women and not been that familiar with them.

Was thinking the same thing. She is straight outta fucks to give.

I’m such a kiss ass but I love these. Awesome snark and food crafting in one place! Good work. Have a great new year Albert.

The most likely and unlikely at the same time is an alien presence comes and invades or just straight up liquifies the whole planet for resources. You know, like a beam that instantly breaks the planet down into building blocks. Poof, we’re gone.

I think what you’re missing is that Cho’s response sounds like one she would give during a 15 minute spot at some comedy club late at night. It sounds like her schtick . You know what i mean? That Kathy Griffin sarcastic break down of an interaction. Only problem is; under the light of day, she sounds like a…

I was under my 73' Karmann Ghia(very low car) disconnecting the fuel line and lost grip of it. Fuel splashed down and I turned my head and it went straight into my ear and gurgled down inside. The pain was what I would imagine to be if one had an ice pick jammed in your ear. By the time the paramedics came I had…

Wow yeah, I didn’t even see that at first.

If they let players smoke at will how long do you think it would be before an after game interview with some dumbass player saying he dropped the ball because, “I was so baked”?

Because people are stupid, especially football players and if you give them a little rope they will think they are a fkin cowboy! Before you know it there would be a riot because,”well, they said it was ok for us to fuck with each other and I took it a little too far”

You have to realize how that wire is almost invisible. Would be easy for him not to realize that it was a wire that caused the change in trajectory

Calculating an arc is probably one of the hardest things to do in a given amount of time. For receivers who watch the ball trajectory it becomes easier the longer the ball is in the air. The most oddly missed balls are the ones deflected late in their flight.