Dude, look at his weird shaped face and nasty skin and thin ginger hair. I’m sure that this is a well sculpted hair cut, born of years of trying to make his mug look less fucked up.

I did look up muddled cherries. Can someone give me an easy way to have muddled cherries

That’s the first thing I thought. If he makes it into LA County in the felony holding cells and they find out who he is... He better hope he gets bailed out.

He was a lot nicer than he could have been.

The whole thing is a big pile of crap. Diesels in california were exempt from smog checks AT ALL for decades. You know why? Because diesels burn fuel at a lower tempurature. All that nasty black smoke you see pouring out of a diesel? Its a good thing, its carbon, it falls to the ground and becomes dirt. But then you…

Shut your mouth, SNL is awesome.

I remember being 5(im 46) and going with my mother to Taco Bell on my weekend to visit her, my parents were divorced. Taco Bell was a walk up order window. There were round concrete/pebble tables and 1/4 circular benches outside if you wanted to eat there.

The more I think about it and I havent for decades , the guy looked exactly like James Marsden. He would have been in his early 20s at this time and that fits this servers age. Can someone fact check and find out if James Marsden waited at a restaurant in Farmington,NM circa the mid 90s.

Soup of the day ~ In the mid 90s there was a comedian or maybe someone on a TV show who said ,”Soup de jour” was the Soup of the day. Now this was well before things went viral but there were still catch phrases and such that would catch on. My family and I went out to dinner and the waiter was being cool as hell,…

Very rude and very awesome

Kudos to the announcers for even pointing it out

Adrenaline ftw

At the risk of sounding like a fanboi; I love these articles. The minutia, the actual instructions all mixed with the right amount of snark, perfect. I’m 46, I know how to bake a chicken. I never stop cooking so I never stop learning. The older I get the lesser I make stuff the same time and again. So I will…

I don’t get it. When I was a kid I fought a lot. 99.9% of the time it was with someone who was wanting to fight and it was 1 on 1. I guess they can’t have an option to lose.

Wearing Orange in Orange county,CA and a white guy explained to everyone why I was a dump truck.

Its ok, he said “our”. Hes allowed.

Monday. Had a dream I was trying to piss. I woke up soon enough to run to the bathroom and just discard my shorts in the laundry. Small pile of piss on the bed, cleaned up easy. I’m 46.

DOINK

DOINK

You are just pissed The Vikings look like utter shit. Whereas the 49ers at least pulled their shit together by the second half and made the Vikings look even worse.