The ends justifies the means... Right makes might! Anyway, Rousey is right and not everyone agrees with me on this but if someone is right, screw the hyperbole. She's right.

I think maybe she meant to say shes glad she didn't get hit by the truck.

I believe this is an attempt to strengthen those chicken stick ankles

He would quickly see that being a politician is much harder than it looks. I'm guessing he would get mired down and not get a damn thing done and in the end be a bigger political joke than any hes ever covered.

Yeah, I imagine the other 40 who got her pretentious email decided not to come.

I'm trying to think of that one thing you can do if you don't like the Dodgers... Oh yeah, Eff off

What is it with kids these days?! This stuff never happened when I was in High School. Oh wait, yeah it did. This is what happens when you put a video camera in the hands of everyone.

And the shock sent through his arm probably went to his waist and broke a hip.

Did his hand and arm break into tiny pieces? Did he fall down and break a hip in the process?

See, this is why I don't read foodspin articles or watch Tony Bourdain episodes unless I am already full. Cause here I go to the kitchen and gonna make a pile of this stuff and wolf it down. Looking at my gut, seeing how much more growth it can take without me being fat.

See, he should'a been doing some community service prior to this and he could'a got that cut down to 2 games. Just sayin

Wow, what an overtly sexist prick.

Sheep: Huh? I wasn't racing. I had decided to go hook up with some buddies down the road. If that guy thinks I was even trying, he is sadly mistaken. #pwned

Really wish I was a billionaire. I mean they would have to place a ban on twitter what with all the nasty pics I'd post. Good on you Jerry!

Little did the vegetarian bear realize by not eating the crow, he would in fact, eat crow.

Isnt twitter 140 characters?

Still good.

How much law enforcement do you want in your life? None? I think we all know life would resemble The Walking Dead very soon, without the Zombies(yeah i said it), although I'm sure people would be on the menu at some point. So you do want law enforcement, you just don't want it ruining your good time. So how much is…

I know its dated but,"Like a Boss"

She's got a nice little hiney on her.