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Sharpers history? Shouldn't be allowed. Ever since that whole constitution thing. That being said there are a ton of rulings that have eroded away at that constitutional guarantee. As there should be because I don't think the founding fathers intended serial rapists be given protection. That being said, I'll eat my…

Everyone misses the point on this. If a woman wakes up and decides she wants 10 dicks in her that day and proceeds to accomplish this and on her way to the car after having done so, ends up getting raped, none of the preceding has anything to do with it. Regardless if the victims had gone out to get laid that night…

My daughter rides a $90 bike, it's purple and she loves it.

I would rather eat a $5 bill.

Blech! John Gruden is horrible. It's like he's got pom poms super glued to his palms. HAND, ARM,MAN

Responding would be admitting you are right. That being said I have only been following DS for about a year and I like it just the way it is. You boys have tons of choices on the internet...

I would imagine regardless of how much play he got, he would still be jelly of what she was doing. Young and dumb. And you are right Kelly, he hasn't learned anything. Even if she decides to go solo with him again he will go back to taking her for granted real soon. There were a couple of nice girls in my early…

We should never have known what Marv's private life was. He basically broke up with his girlfriend and she put their mutual like for S&M out there for the world to see. Regardless, as a Laker fan watching the multiple series with the Celtics, I would quickly notice how homer Marv seemed in his orgasmic YES's toward a…

Also, I'll bet that Engelhard doesn't get paid his % for the missed games. Wonder if he does get to charge for each instance of him having an interview or being in a press conference or press release for his client. He just wants his money.

As a follower of sports at all in the last 20 years, we all know what Clomid is. This isn't a mystery. He's a jucier, straight up.

" I was a juicer. Diabonal and Wisterol. They use that stuff on racehorses for chrissakes". All joking aside I call BULLSHIT!. Straight up bullshit and whats worse than a cheater is a cheater who lies his ass off afterwards. And even gets his agent to scream out his innocence. Don't give me fertility non sense. He has…

Assception

>>What is going on in schools lately? << It's been going on for a long time, just now there are cameras everywhere. And I'm not the only parent who's glad there is.

*slowly backs away with ten foot pole in hand*

Listen. For a foodie, doing something like this is part of the reward in and of itself. One huge caveat; does it taste better than the easy way? The main thing about grilled cheese is the interplay of crispy grilledness(copyright) on the outside and the creamy melted goodness of the cheese mixing into the bread on the…

LOL yeah!, because the 1000(and counting) dead people in Qatar(not qatarans) are nothing, it's simply the white man trying to keep Qatar down. Wow dude, you are ridiculous. Why don't you just come out and say you hate white people and we can deal with that. You know you want to.

It would start with Jonah thinking he can bully Gary. Gary wouldn't even understand they are in a fight til Jonah hit him. Then Gary would snap and slam Jonah in 2 seconds and it would end with Jonah on the ground in a pool of his own piss. Right? Right.

Well it's not like she hasn't failed either. She's tried a few times to get a new series off the ground. Glad to see she didn't stop. And like others have sheepishly mentioned; might it be as good as Seinfeld? And is she hot or what... there was a scene in episode 3 of the current year where I found myself just…

Really?! Are you fkin kidding me. Can anything just be what it is in it's pure form? No, we gotta parade it out and fkin run it into the ground. I can't wait to see this. They'll kill the cat in some attempt to strap it to a golf cart and have it pitch. The mechanism used to puke out the ball will accidentally catch…