Go back to io9, and never speak to us again.

DAAAAAAAAADDDD.

I think you meant “Hi Bruce, congrats on the new old gig”

It’s an idea too beautiful for this world I’m afraid.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

Cops kill more civilians by several orders of magnitude than ISIS. Cars kill more civilians by several orders of magnitude than ISIS in the U.S. Obesity kills more civilians by several orders of magnitude than ISIS in the U.S. Heroin kills more civilians by several orders of magnitude than ISIS in the U.S.. ISIS is…

Kimchi is the shit. Come at me, bro.

Karma’s way of telling the South that climate change exists?

Like father, like son, I guess.

Like this:

It doesn’t matter if you duck to the inside under braking, or lock ‘em up and slide across the apex, a pass is a pass.

I made a hole and then barfed on the beach....

I think the most obvious way to “enhance” a photo of Cruz would be to remove him from it

Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.

‘...injuries that were incompatible with living.’

PRIVILEGED WHITE GUY ALERT

Didn’t help, but that’s not why they suck.

no one had any real idea about who was good and who was bad and who would win (probably Manchester City)